that's tough :(

@kdfrawg if a cat has 9 lives does that mean it's always undead?

@kdfrawg ROFL

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bwahahahaha

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@kdfrawg bwahaha i like this one!

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totally disgusting! if I ever get married it's totally going to be fun but on the cheap, haha

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@kdfrawg what about a vampire cat

@skematica omg yes. in fact it's often much subtler - or even not that subtle! so a friend of mine sent me this 'totes romantic' clip from a 90s sci fi show fairly recently and I swear the guy just slammed his fist against the wall next to this chick he had cornered, right, because she was playing 'hard to get' or having cold feet or something. FFS. it actually made me kind of really uncomfortable

@kdfrawg unless they r a zombie

WHAT ABOUT EINSTEIN I WANT TO BLAME HIM FOR THAT CHICK WHO ENDED UP ON THE WRONG FLOOR TODAY @kdfrawg #yelling #speakingillofthedead #relativitytheory #verticallychallenged #relativelyverticallychallenged #capslockison