I suspect it's someone who does this frequently too :-(

@kdfrawg ikr. Twice in 6 months gives me the shits

yeah ?

New motorcycle got stolen. Ffs.

@kdfrawg ? ?

@kdfrawg bwahahahahaha

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The list is from his book Baja Oklahoma, which is also worth a read.

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red pin from me!

// @kdfrawg

My favorite is Dan Jenkin's Ten Stages of Drunkenness:

  1. Witty & Charming
  2. Rich and Powerful
  3. Benevolent
  4. Clairvoyant
  5. Fuck Dinner
  6. Patriotic
  7. Crank up the Enola Gay
  8. Witty & Charming, Part II
  9. Invisible
  10. Bulletproof

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by the end of that tequila night everyone is definitely smegsky