My favorite is Dan Jenkin's Ten Stages of Drunkenness:

  1. Witty & Charming
  2. Rich and Powerful
  3. Benevolent
  4. Clairvoyant
  5. Fuck Dinner
  6. Patriotic
  7. Crank up the Enola Gay
  8. Witty & Charming, Part II
  9. Invisible
  10. Bulletproof

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