I've been feeling increasingly bitter and cynical and (secretly) mean about other peoples' relationships and pregnancies and weddings and shit

Matig O'Jason. Indig O'Indigo

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THE EMERALD ISLE. no, really, it's encrusted in emeralds!

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ITS NOT?!

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;) JORLYGOODE

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yum!

may or may not have a curly moustache and a monocle

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that's what I did

everyone has gigantic teeth and tiny jaws

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sadly there are people who do think that America = NYC or UK = LDN. O_o

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